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On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping."
On a bag of Fritos: "You could be winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions: Defrost."
On Jello dessert (printed on the bottom of the box): "Do not turn upside down."
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
On a packet of Sunmaid raisins: "Why not try tossing one over your favorite cereal" ?
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."


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