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My first job was working in an orange juice factory,

but I got canned because I just couldn't concentrate.



After that I tried to be a tailor,

but I just wasn't suited for it.



Mainly because it was a so-so job.



Next I tried working in a muffler factory,

but that was exhausting.



I wanted to be a barber,

but I just couldn't cut it.



Then I tried to be a chef---

figured it would add a little spice to my life

but I just didn't have the thyme.



Finally, I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it,

I couldn't cut the mustard.



My best job was a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.



I studied a long time to become a doctor,

but I didn't have any patients.



Next was a job in a shoe factory,

I tried but I just didn't fit in.



I became a professional fisherman,

but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.



Thought about becoming a witch,

so I tried that for a spell.



I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company,

but the work was just too draining.



I got a job in a zoo feeding the giraffes

but I was fired because I wasn't up to it.



So then I got a job in a gymnasium (work-out-center),

but they said I wasn't fit for the job.



Next, I found being an electrician interesting,

but the work was shocking.



After many years of trying to find steady work,

I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.



My last job was working at Starbucks,

but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.



You got any ideas? I'm open for suggestions

.....maybe you have something that WORKS

.....because I don't.



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