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Tired of your old state mottos?

Here are suggestions for new ones:

Alabama:

Yes, We Have Electricity


Alaska:

11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!


Arizona:

But It's a Dry Heat


Arkansas:

Litterasy Ain't Everthing


California:

By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.


Colorado:

If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother


Connecticut:

Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don't Own It Yet


Delaware:

We Really Do Like The Chemicals In OurWater


Florida:

Ask Us About Our Grandkids


Georgia:

Home Of Number One Grand-Daughter


Hawaii:

Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)


Idaho:

More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good


Illinois:

Please Don't Pronounce the "S"


Indiana:

2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free


Iowa:

We Do Amazing Things With Corn


Kansas:

First Of The Rectangle States


Kentucky:

Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names



Louisiana:

We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign


Maine:

We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster


Maryland:

If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It


Massachusetts:

Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
"We've Got What It Takes, To Take What You've Got"


Michigan:

First Line Of Defense From The Canadians


Minnesota:

10,000 Lakes And 10,000,000 Mosquitoes


Mississippi:

Come Feel Better About Your Own State


Missouri:

Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work


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